Who was the “miglior fabbro” to whom The Waste Land was dedicated?
Ezra Pound
Vivienne Haigh-Wood Eliot
Samuel Beckett
Coco Chanel
Which of these household items is not mentioned in Eliot’s The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock?
Teacups
Pillows
Lampshades
Coffee spoons
In Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats, who is “the master criminal who can defy the Law”?
Macavity
Growltiger
Bustopher Jones
Skimbleshanks
From where did Eliot borrow the original title for The Waste Land, He Do the Police In Different Voices?
A popular music hall song
James Joyce’s Finnegans Wake
Charles Dickens’s Our Mutual Friend
Mark Twain’s Huckleberry Finn
Which popular nursery rhyme is mentioned at the end of The Waste Land?
Ring-a-roses
London Bridge is Falling Down
Humpty Dumpty
Jack and Jill
Which of these is a phrase from Eliot’s The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock?
Do I dare to eat a peach?
Do I presume to pare a plum?
Do I try to swallow a grape?
Do I need to marinade a melon?
Which religious building is central to Eliot’s play Murder in the Cathedral?
Durham cathedral
Salisbury cathedral
Westminster cathedral
Canterbury cathedral
"No water. Dry rocks and dry throats,/ Then thunder, a shower of quotes/ From the Sanskrit and Dante./ Da. Damyata. Shantih./ I hope you'll make sense of the notes." Whose Waste Land parody?
Wendy Cope
WH Auden
Elizabeth Bishop
Dr Seuss
Which work is sometimes referred to as Eliot’s "conversion poem"?
The Hollow Men
Ash Wednesday
The Journey of the Magi
Whispers of Immortality
Before becoming established as a towering presence in literature, Eliot worked for a bank. Which one?
NatWest
Lloyds
Lehman Brothers
Abbey National
Solutions
1:A, 2:C, 3:A, 4:C, 5:B, 6:A, 7:D, 8:A, 9:B, 10:B
Scores
3 and above.
Appalling – your mind is a hollow Waste Land which knows "only a heap of broken images"
7 and above.
Not bad! "Politic, cautious, and meticulous;/ Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse."
10 and above.
Full marks, congratulations! You may not have "squeezed the universe into a ball/ To roll it toward some overwhelming questions" – but you've answered a bunch of trivial ones perfectly