Fangs is a vampire spy with a werewolf side-kick called Puppy Brown. Together they are on the trail of an evil wizard called the Great Disgusto. His plan is to hold the governments of the world to ransom by threatening them with missiles.

To get money to buy the missiles, the Great Disgusto creates a potion which is so strong that it makes people faint. While they are asleep, he and his gang members then rob the people. The wizard makes a mistake when trying his potion, and instead of his teeth becoming gold, his bum turns to gold. He is able to fart the poisonous gases and knock people out!

Fangs and Puppy are on the gangs' trail and get into dangerous situations, like nearly being fed to piranhas. They put all of the gang members in prison, except for the Great Disgusto, who gets his own punishment.

The book is fun because it has cool technology and the idea of farting out of a golden bum is bonkers.

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