You're in Hastings. You meet friendly holidaymakers Saoirse Ronan and Gemma Arterton. Nothing nicer, right? Wrong: this pair may look pretty, but they're actually 200 years old and survive on human blood.
Neil Jordan's new film, Byzantium, opens this Friday in the UK and to mark the occasion we're offering you the chance to put your questions to the legendary director of the likes of The Crying Game, Mona Lisa, The Butcher's Boy, Michael Collins , The End of the Affair and - of course - Interview with the Vampire.
He's also an acclaimed novelist and his an unusually luxy study. Post your questions below! Neil will be in the thread from 11.45am GMT on Tuesday 28 May.